I spent 5 hours on the net last night

There are,
so many hours in the day
i know i have got work to do
but hey,
my will to move or even use my brain
is weathered by eternal English rain
and when the talk show ends I scream,
right at the screen for more pregnant teens
i cant fall asleep, its almost 3
so i water the flowers out on the street..

[chorus]
I spent 5 hours on the net last night
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed with square eyes

how fan [bad word] tabulous it is
to be so scared of the dark like this
I know i’ve got work to do, its a [bad word] im staggering around i cant find the switch

[chorus]
I spent 5 hours on the net last night
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed with square eyes
now, i dare not stick my feet out the end
in case they bite an sing the monster song

La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah x4
mmmmmmm.. mmmmmm..

There are,
so many hours in the day
to address this problem in some way
some barbie doll talks of carb intake
i turn it off, an for now, i’m ok