Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln

[Intro]
 Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris

[Abe Lincoln - Nice Peter]
 Four score and 65 years in the past
 I won the Civil War with my beard
 Now I’m here to whup your zss
 I’ve read up on your facts
 You cure cancer with your tears?
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 Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
 You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms
 And you’re gonna lose this battle
 Like you lost Return of the Dragon
 I’ll rip your chest hairs out
 Put em’ in my mouth
 I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
 I never told a lie
 And I won’t start now
 You’re a horse with a limp
 I’ll put you down.

[Chuck Norris - Lloyd Ahlquist]
 This isn’t Gettysburg, punk
 I’d suggest retreating
 For I invented rap music
 When my heart started beating
 Chuck Norris doesn’t battle
 He just allow you to lose
 My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

[Abe Lincoln - Nice Peter]
 I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain
 You voted for John McCain
 I’ve got a bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it rain
 You block bullets with your beard?
 I catch em’ with my skull
 I’d make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger but I’ve never ever seen that show 

[Chuck Norris - Lloyd Ahlquist]
 I am Chuck Fzcking Norris!
 I’ve spread more blood and gore
 Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, [bad word]  I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
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 I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my d–k
 I attack sharks when I smell them bleed
 I don;t go swimming
 Water just wants to be around me
 My fists make the speed of light
 Wish that it was faster
 You may have freed the slaves
 But Chuck is everyone’s master