Chewed Up and Spit Out (In a Bowl)

I wrote a book about living in paradise and how living in paradise isn't what it's like in books. You can't hold attentions with pretty sunsets and white [bad word] desktops crop out the gritty lives of the Kiribati but that is what it's like living in paradise. So what do you do when you're down and out on an island the size of a nipple? Simple.