This Is War 5 - This Is Wardles

Broom Broom!
Hi, I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you,
Faerie's on my shoulder, he can't wait to make you meat too
(That tasted purple)
Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating,
Foes are turning furry in a hurry while transmogulating.
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes,
Boys see me and get Wild Growth
Just one look and up we go!
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick,

Don't remember? I'll send you Pix.
Not quite the common lady but just maybe
You can get to know me
Shielding all this carries
staying warry
Just to keep you goin'
They know I'm Dom and stay Submissive to this magic master
fidget with your mind and drive you crazy 'til you can't spell "Caster"
Turn you warm and fuzzy
leave you silenced
now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want
but you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me
Tilting baby it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magic corpses
like "Abra Cadaver"

The mobile warrior is back
Commence the Drillin' and killin'

These villians illing and feeling

The robot wrath that I'm willing
I've reached the cieling
But not my rhymes or my skills that are spilllin
I'm at my Threshold for damage
now I'm red and unfeeling
It's time to go!
cause when my amor's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beatdown
and one you won't be forgetting
Tristys' my Soul
And thought I'm bound to damage and ravage
I'm focused like a laserbeak
And Rumble's still such a savage

(This'll be a blast!)
Exploding to the battle
I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger
though he thinks I'm a hassle
but even donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance
'cause when the dean of demolitions speaks the world's gonna hear it
It's time to boot up the show
the fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega-bomb is dropping nucular glow
I hope you got enough room
because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go
"Kaboom!"
I might be talking Loony Toons

but, I'm a Hanna-Barberian
my explosive devices
just makes it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited
and then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there
well you're all over the place

The major league competitor
because I throw like it's Madden

and then I use my sachel charger to take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine
I just need you to be gone
I can show you the world
when I drop this magic carpet bomb

It's no suprise that I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here so I don't get fined
The past the present you can link it to I
my temperment rise
glass canon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise
Check it!
Shifting the flow, the two for one package
is coming back like it's a boomerage throw,
watch as I glow
up into yorkage with the beast
the name's gnaruto
Identity crisis, splice up the flavor
Experimental build feel like I'm Stitch
gentalman savage, mischief admist
Digivolution from rookie to switch
When your team game's distorted
and synergy who get's contorted
Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it
I evelove into a God like 'Zilla
No pont in hiding
I'm invincible no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying, your stones hardly defiant
Blood and bones, my bread and butter.
When feeding this Dino Giant
Anger potent. Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar!
Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric cyber franky little foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar, Banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alaming, Bandle City's my Jurrasic Park
From Diddy Kong, to the Mighty Grodd
Hit Grear Four then I crush them all
Jumping, Crushing, Stomping, Going Hard is never going far
This is War, a Yordle's Paradise, Y'all
And they call me Gnar!

I've got a mighty tantrum, inducing rage all day
When despair sets in you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy
"So sad and lorn the helpless lad," I heard them say
From behind my back, but I guess that's who I've become today
Cryin' to you mummy, she ain't comin', ain't it funny
Stepin' into team fights about to make this money
Throwing out that Bandage Toss, I'm looking for some new friends
"Okay, where are we going? Aww, wait! Hey, no! Come back!"
You don't wanna play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!
Tearin' through this brush with my Hunter's Machete, uh
Two heath pots and a Warding Totem at the ready
My tears don't fall, no, they crash all around me
Because no one want to duo queue with a sad little mummy
Comin' out the Jungle and I'm still looking for new friends
Wanna hug it out, or are you looking to get stunning again?
Aumumu the mummy, Immortal master of misery
With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity!

Enough! This display is highly repulsive.
And frankly, far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire
I am the H-E-I-M-E-R-D-I-N-G-E-R, End all, Be all
Inventor, Experimentor, Proffesor data processor
Embodiment of accomplishment but you can call me GOD
I created the rap game on that level you can't obtain
Turrets in place, rocks to the face
Number one stunner with a shock grenade
I see you heading back to base, mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today: Raise Your Dongers
Even though you scream and you blaspheme, I'm more than I seem, more than a meme
Remember kids, Donger is King
My readings aren't light, my afro is tight
Say my name... you're God Dong right.

Kennen Master Ninja, a hero of the storm
I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm
And with the shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Rakiri
An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me
Thunder drop is in the zone
Smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks, then you hear the thunder crack
Leave you blind, like you're Lee Sin
You're in the dust, I am the wind
Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The Telsa coils around the team till they form a dichotomy
The lightning blast lobotomy
This homicidal side of me, conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or a scalpel, all the same to me
Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya
Bandle City got it's hero, this one's for Ionia

Oh, little heros. How quickly you fall.
Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall
Valoran at my hand? Now, that's thinking too small
Imagine if you will, a small nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl, binding lights in a swirl
Clad in darkness, so distant, so vast, and destructive
cluster of stars that bend to my instruction
Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton
Generating mana Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone
E: Now you're standing in my sight
R: Losing half your life
Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to one W goodnight
Ever so suddenly, you're cowering up to me
Chaotin supremacy, no AD for this entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you devided, never been so excited

Is that a rocket is your pocket?
Tristana's her to annihilate the Battlefield
So head to my bottom lane, won't you tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target, you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning.
Once you're in my sights, you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer, then I rocket so we get together
Fire till explosion, then I'm out. I guess I'll call you never
Next thing you know, you're up at home, feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand

Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready!
I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you, I sneak up behind you
You'll run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you
Back up, I'm here to carry my team on my back
When it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince, when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here I stand, a Yordle holding your life in his hands
One dart and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans, Fall to the sand
When there's no kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad, say hello to the new God,
My darkside is too raw, but war's just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repungnat deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing! Pestilence runneth, famine I hunger and for death I cometh
Apokilips arrives, taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide
The fate of the enemy five who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive
Shrooms for you all in the room
This is your tomb
While my dominance will resume
Say your farewells, if Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screamin