Fucken mashup

[bad word] ) It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (oh, [bad word] )
If the way is hazy  [bad word] me!)
You gotta do the cooking by the book (You [bad word] )
You know you can't be lazy (Motherfucher!)
Never use a messy recipe  [bad word] Ohww!)
The cake will end up crazy  [bad word] )
If you do the cooking by the book (Oh, [bad word] !)
Then you'll have a cake (Eargh!)

We (Eargh, oh!) gotta (wow, clow) have (Eargh! Jez..) it made (Wow)
You (Cool, Jez..) know (Ee..) that I (Juz..) love (cool!) cake (Cool)
Finally it's time (Cool) to (Wow) make...