Stupid Faced

That's all you got?

I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um
Get my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor [bad word] Some college dorm [bad word] 
Facedown in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home make them drink Grey Goose

Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd

I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a drunk dial drunk ting
Drunk stagger drunk swagger

I don't rap good it don't matter
Can't sing good. it don't matter
Cause I'm whacked-out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend's apartment

Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd

When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward

Super Soaker filled with Four Loko
Plus SoCo real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor. Another metaphor:

Like icing on a Cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen I'ma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number

One: Sleep is the best way to save money
Two: Money is the best way to have 
Three: [bad word] is the best way to feel nothing
Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep

So stay up until you wake up