The Night I Fell in Love

I was backstage

Couldn't believe my luck was in
I saw him approach
Wearing a most approachable grin

When he said hello
I was surprised he spoke so politely
I said I'd liked his show

Well he just smiled
I guess it happens nightly
And so I fell in love
We went to his room he had a video camera I was so nervous I had to try hard not to stammer
He said

"I'm glad you liked the show that crowd was dope out there tonight, alright
You wanna see some more?
Well be my guest
You can have a private performance"

I'd fallen in love
I didn't ask why
though he seemed like such a regular guy
he said we could be secret lovers just him and me
Then he joked "Hey, man!
Your name isn't Stan, is it? We should be together!"
And he was passionate I guess I would rate him a nine out of ten by then I'd fallen in love
When I asked why have I heard so much about him being charged with homophobia and stuff he just [bad word] 
Next morning we woke he couldn't have been a nicer bloke
Over breakfast made jokes about Dre and his homies and folks
Neither of us asked if or when we would see each other again
but I thought that was cool cause I was already late for school by then

I'd fallen in love