The Return Of The Son Of Nothing

The warrior went back to Rome 
The nomads settled for solid homes 
The crusader returned to heathen 
The snake searched for garden of Eden 

The manikin went back in her cocoon 
And NASA flew back to the moon 
The great white returned to the coral reef 

As the geisha stepped up on a water 
lily leaf 

Everything was like before 
And the Pharaohs killed the first born son 
Good Lord Jesus Christ went back to his  [bad word] 
The [bad word] went back to Babylon 

The Pope went back on the dole 
And Santa flew back to the north pole 
Judas went back to Nazareth 
And the president back in his jet 

The raven flew back to Hades 
And the shemales went back to the 
eighties 
The dandy went back to Perth 
And the dead went straight back to birth