The Pineapple Song

Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time

I got a new dance
Hot like pepper-pot
From the old to the young
Gonna make your body rock

It's really easy - easy peazy
You can do it anywhere
Jump around like you don't care - singin'
(Chorus)

young man broke his leg
Old granny broke her back
And Jimmy got a migrane from a falling coconut
The doctor was confused
He has a solution - a bottle of the apple wine was his prescription

It cured da broke leg
It cured da bad back
It cured da migrane - even cured da heart attack

The people started jumping
'Cause they were fellin' fine
The city's greatest sin was the boom-pine-wine