Go To Work Wasted

i'm overhung, overslept. i'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt. i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job. i wanna operate heavy machinery. i wanna watch online pornography. you gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low. you gotta put your nose to the grindstone, stoned. that elbow grease will get you [bad word]  you don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]