BlowFly's Rapp

This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I'm here to sock some soul to your [bad word] Guys and girls, bull [bad word] and [bad word] Gonna rap in your ear till your [bad word] get ragged
If the world should end I'll be under no string
I'd blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all [bad word] About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin' a load
Feelin' more y than a pregnant toad
Checkin' out the scene on my CB
'Cause I don't want no bears [bad word]  with me
That's a big 10-4, good buddy

Smokin' weed, feelin' fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller [bad word]  check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He's on my [bad word] and that's no joke
But I'm gonna eave that blue light [bad word] in the smoke
10-4

Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha

Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said [bad word] you
3-4, your mammy's a [bad word] 5-6, check out this [bad word]  yeah
While I was goin' around the corner, doin' about 80
Lookin' between the thighs of some big [bad word] lady
While checkin' out the thigs of this fine, hole
I could tell she had a lotta [bad word] below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey [bad word]  give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my prick is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the [bad word] by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her [bad word] started [bad word]  with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
'Cause there was a big peick starin' me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a [bad word] was nothin' but a man
And you know what I did then? Huh?

I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that's what I did [bad word] /www.free-lyrics.org/Blowfly/38464-Blowflys-Rapp-Rapp-Dirty.html

So I grabbed my [bad word] and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the [bad word] 
After messin' up my day and spoilin' my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine [bad word] I had back home
And suddenly I couldn't help but to play with my bone

Yeah

While ridin' to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck [bad word] no good redneck
Some [bad word] at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, [bad word] boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my [bad word] and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you [bad word] can't kick my [bad word] 
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said,  [bad word] pricks is bigger than whites"
But my black [bad word] was in for a big surprise
'Cause that crackers [bad word] was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn't a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don't y'all fail me now
Let's get the hell outta here"

He said, "Boy, I'm gon' kick your [bad word] till your head turn blue
There ain't nothin' I hate worser than a [bad word] or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna [bad word] with me
I'm a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big prick began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let's have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin' up outta their seats
Carryin' big clubs, wearin' white sheets
He said, "Listen [bad word] man
I'm the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There's no [bad word] badder than me [bad word] you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his