PINK GUY COOKS FRIED RICE AND RAPS

[Intro: Translated]
Today, we'll be making fried rice
That's fried rice
Now then, lets begin!

[Verse 1]
Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice [bad word] 
You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice [bad word] 
Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational
You got me eating seeds and I ain't talking bout fellatio
I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow
I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills
But i know a little bit about the culinary skills
Required
If you wanna roll with the frying pan
Gotta fry with the heart of a china man
Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my [bad word] 
This [bad word] tastes like [bad word] man
Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay
But I make the best [bad word] rice you pansies
[bad word] like me came from Japan, see
Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
If you want a piece of this get in line you piece of [bad word] 
They just [bad word] back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses
They call me the grain man
Ancient ritual praying can
Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table
Huh
Have some of my grain and I ain't talking about the [bad word] headaches
You get on the morning after Fridays
I throw this rice like bridesmaids

[Outro]
STIR, FRY X 8
CHIN CHIN X 8