Ugly As Fuck

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Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can [bad word] 
They have to [bad word] 
'Cause they ain't got nothin' else goin' for they [bad word] 
When a [bad word] goin' for a ugly chick
She gotta get up off her [bad word] 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can [bad word] 

Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00
And my [bad word] is hard as a rock
My beeper ain't went off all day
I guess all my [bad word] went out to play

 [bad word] 'em 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either
Hoes is jockin' me, I don't need 'em
There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face
 [bad word] won't have me in a rat race

They're very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask 'em for some [bad word]  they get [bad word] 
So I turn to the [bad word] who are not attractive
I'm like them, they're ually active

All they want is a one night stand
Some [bad word] and [bad word] to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable
But [bad word] clean like old reliable

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can [bad word] 

It's late at night and I'm ready to dip
'Cause I'm kind of [bad word] with an ugly [bad word] 
Big [bad word]  big [bad word] and kind of stacked
6'2" and she's also fat

Rollin' 'round the club like a [bad word] in heat
But at four in the morning she couldn't be beat
plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes

On my P's and Q's and aware of my [bad word] 
The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib but here's the trick
From the club we hit the Motel 6

Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won't know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The [bad word] was good but she was ugly as [bad word] 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can [bad word] 

Haulin' [bad word]  trying to hurry up and get there
'Cause I can't be seen with this [bad word] here
It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself
But I can't be ranked by no one else

U L Y, [bad word]  you ain't got no alibi
So don't you roll down
No windows or open no doors
Jump your [bad word] in the back and get on the floor

She's ugly as [bad word] and you wanna know why
She couldn't be worse if the [bad word] had died
Be my girl, hoe, it ain't all that
Got weave in your hair, not neat and fat

Guess I'm understanding, you're just a [bad word] 
I'm out for the [bad word] and just one nut
I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as [bad word] 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can [bad word] 

One out of three niggas is ugly, cue number three

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