Special Offer (For A Limited Time Only)

trust me – there’s so much that is too costly.
that will put you in debt
funny – how you spend all that money on
things you’ll quickly forget
but the biggest bargain you just can’t see
that bargain is me – i’m for free

i’m not after your house or your car or your coat.
or that money you’ve got
keep it, save it, or go on a shopping spree.
i won’t disagree – i’m for free

trust me – there’s so much that is too costly.
this is what you will get:
slightly used but in near mint condition, that’s me
come with no guarantee – but all for free

you can have me
you can have me, i’m for free