Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey

WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
WE'RE SO SORRY IF WE CAUSED YOU ANY PAIN.
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT THERE'S NO ONE LEFT AT HOME
AND I BELIEVE I'M GONNA RAIN.

WE'RE SO SORRY BUT WE HAVEN'T HEARD THING ALL DAY,
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN
WE'LL BE SURE TO GIVE RING.


"WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE BLOODY THING ALL DAY.
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT THE KETTLE'S ON THE BOIL
AND WE'RE SO EAS'LY CALLED AWAY."


UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
DOO-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH -

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER,  HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER,  HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.

ADMIRAL HALSEY NOTIFIED ME,
HE HAD TO HAVE BERTH OR HE COULDN'T GET TO SEA.
I HAD ANOTHER LOOK AND I HAD CUP OF TEA AND BUTTER PIE.


"COULDN'T PUT IT IN SOMETHING ELSE
SO I PULLED IT IN THE PIE, ALRIGHT!"

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER,  HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.

LIVE LITTLE, BE GYPSY, GET AROUND, 
GET YOUR FEET UP OFF THE GROUND,
LIVE LITTLE, GET AROUND.

LIVE LITTLE, BE GYPSY, GET AROUND, 
GET YOUR FEET UP OFF THE GROUND,
LIVE LITTLE, GET AROUND.

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER,  HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.