RESIDENT ENIS: Halloween Song

CHAPTER 54, PAGE ONE-HUNDRED AND
FIVE: CREATE HELLHOUND ANTIDOTE
AND KEEP YOUR VICTIM ALIVE!

IT SAYS TO COVER ONE EYE BALL...
AND THE OTHER ONE, TOO.
"WHAT FOR?"
THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO!

WE’LL NEED PILE OF RAISINS AND MAGICAL WORD. I LIKE TO USE THE
TERM, "LINGUINE," CAUSE IT’S PRETTY
ABSURD!
AND ONCE WE’VE FOUND OURSELVES SOME
RAISINS, POUR THEM INTO SHOE! THEN FLICK YOUR EAR! THAT’S
WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO!

WE HAVE TO IRON CACTUS! STICK BEE IN YOUR NOSE! AND THEN WE’LL
EAT PLATE OF FLAPJACKS! DRAW SOME
FACES ON TOES!
WE’LL ALL HOLD HANDS UNTIL THEY’RE
SWEATY! WE’LL PRETEND WE CAN
FLY! AND IF WE DON’T... WE’LL DIE!

I MADE THAT PART UP...

NOW YOU TAKE CREEPY BABY DOLL AND
SHAKE IT ALL AROUND! THEN YOU
SHRIEK LIKE WEASEL WHILE YOU
FLAIL ON THE GROUND!
AND ONCE WE’VE DONE THAT FOR TWO
HOURS, THROW THAT BABY DOWN THE
STAIRS, THEN WE’LL HIT EACH OTHER
WITH METAL CHAIRS!

"I’M HAVING SECOND GUESSES ’BOUT
THIS SPELL-CASTING STUFF..."

"OKAY, I FOUND COUPLE TUTUS-"

"THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!"

NEXT WE’LL SCATTER SOMEONE’S ASHES
AS WE THROW PARADE! AND THEN
WE’LL SIT AND HAVE SEANCE WHILE
WE’RE PLAYING OLD MAID!

WEAR BIG HAT! DRINK FROM THIS
JAR!

"NONE OF THIS SONG MAKES SENSE SO FAR!"

"I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S UP TO, BUT
IT’S CERTAINLY WEIRD-"

"HE KEEPS ASKING FOR TOENAILS-"

"AND LEPRECHAUN BEARD!"

"I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD TRUST
HIM. HE’S COMPLETELY INSANE-"

"AND ALL THE NONSENSE WE’RE DOING
SEEMS EXPRESSLY INANE."

"WE SHOULD TOTALLY KILL HIM!"

"YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT."

"I MEAN, HE LOOKS PRETTY PUNY-"

"WON'T BE MUCH OF FIGHT!"

"WE CAN SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM!"

"DRIVE STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART!"

"DO YOUR WORST!"

"LADIES FIRST!"

"IF YOU WON’T IMPALE HIM, THEN ENIS
WILL START NEW VERSE!"

WE GOTTA WHITTLE PICKLE! EAT
SOME PARMESAN CHEESE! AND THEN
WE’LL ALL WATCH MOVIE-

"OH NO, NOT THE BEES!"

AND NEXT, WE TAKE OUT THE
GARBAGE! SUMMON HELLBEASTS FROM
SPACE! AND THEN, WHEN THE PORTAL
CLOSES, PULL HIS SLEEVE UP TO
EXPOSE HIS WOUNDED ARM... AND...
KISS... YOUR... FRIEND’S DEAD FACE!

LET’S EXPEL OUR SPACE-BOUND
HELLBEASTS, THEN WE’LL TAKE OUT THE
TRASH! WE’LL WATCH FLICK AND EAT
SOME CHEESE AND CUT PICKLE AND
DASH-

-INSIDE TO PLAY KAZOO AND WEAR HAT! USE METAL CHAIRS LIKE BASEBALL
BATS! AND FLAIL AND FLY AND PAINT
ALL YOUR TOES!

WE’LL EAT SOME FLAPJACKS AND STICK
BEES IN YOUR NOSE!

TO GRAB SHOE TO FILL WITH SNACKS
AND FLICK YOUR EAR WITH SNEAK
ATTACKS AND SCREAM LINGUINE TO THE
MAX SO HERE IT GOES!