Pure Nature (Katy Perry cover)

this was never the way i planned
not my intention
i got so brave [bad word] in hand
lost my discretion
its not what im used to
just wanna try it on
im curious for you
caught my attention

i kissed a dog and i liked it
taste of its hairy chick
i kissed a dog just to try it
hope my wife doesnt mind it
it felt so good
it felt so right
i mean im in love tonight
i kissed a dog and i liked it
i liked it

no I dont even know its name
it doesn't matter
youre my experimental game
just pure nature
its not what good boys do
but do you think i care
the thing is i dont ask you
go [bad word] yourself

i kissed a bug and i liked it
taste of its smelly belly
i kissed a bug just to try it
hope my wife soon forget it
it felt so good
it felt so right
guess who fell in love tonight
i kissed a bug and i liked it
i liked it

this things they are so magical
i think im gonna kiss them all
hard to resist so touchable
too good to deny it
aint no big deal its innocent

i kissed a bull and i liked it
taste of its horny jumbo
i kissed a bull just to try it
im looking for divorce now
it felt so good
it felt so right
we will have some fun tonight
i kissed a bull and he liked it
he liked it

cut me show me enter i am
willing and able and
never any danger to myself
knowledge in my pain knowledge in my pain
or was my tolerance a phase?
empathy out of my way
i cant die
i cant die
i cant die
i cant die