Truck Driving SOB

TWO ANTIQUE DEALERS IN SUV PROCEEDED TO CUT ME OFF.
I FOLLOWED THEM DOWNTOWN TO ONE OF THEM ARTIST'S LOFTS.
ONE OF THE GUYS CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "HI, YOU MUST BE MICH"
I SAID "NO" AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE TEETH AND SAID
"I'M TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] "
AH YEAH...

I'M CHAIN-SMOKIN'
CB JOKIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
THE NEW WAITRESS GAVE ME THE EYE AT GREASY BOB'S COME ON INN.
I TOOK HER HOME TO [bad word] TONK, NEXT THING, WERE CHECKING IN TO THE SPRING DAY INN.
IN THE MORNING SHE SAY "I LOVE YA, HANK", THEN SHE STARTS TO TWITCH
I SAID, "SORRY BABY, GOTTA GO...
'CAUSE I'M TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
AH YEAH...

I'M PILL POPPIN'
JOJO EATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK EATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] FIVE DOLLAR SHOWER
NUDIE GIRL, HAPPY HOUR
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] AHH YEAH...

HEY
WHAT'S YOU 20 THERE?
10-4

DRINKIN' BEER AT MY FAVORITE BAR, THE CHROME NUDIE GIRL INN.
TRUCKERS DON'T LIKE SHUTTLEBUS DRIVERS AND SLEW OF THEM WALKED IN.
I'RATHER DRINK WITH SMOKEY BEAR AND GET THE HEMORROID ITCH.
ME AND BOB BEATH THE [bad word] OUT OF THEM
'CAUSE I'M TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] AH YEAH!!

SIDE BURN WEARIN'
REDMAN CHEWIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] THELMA AND LOUSIE HATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] I TELL YA, I'M TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] GEAR SHIFTIN'
CHICKIN LICKIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word]