11. Debbie Reynolds - I Hate Santa Claus

I get a certain thrill 
From every falling snowflake 
Or an ice shift that causes 
catastrophic earthquake 
I get a happy chill from the [bad word] of avalanches 
And withered trees with a thousand breaking branches 

Because you crossed my path 
You'll feel Stormella's wrath 
For now I shall release 
My stormy masterpiece 
I'll bury that old gizzard 
In a wizard of a blizzard 
And it's because I hate Santa Claus! 
That cheerful Santa Claus! 

That joyful, toyful 
And oh so merry 
If you ask me, unextraordinary 
I hate Santa Claus! 
Yes, I hate Santa Claus! 

What's with that "ho ho ho"? 
And his jolly disposition? 
Giving toys to girls and boys 
I [bad word] his merry mission 
I'm just getting warm 
With the havoc that I'll cause 
When I blow that wicked storm 
And [bad word] that Santa Claus! 

Oh! 
Because you crossed my path 
You'll feel Stormella's wrath 
For now I shall release 
My stormy masterpiece 
I'll bury that old gizzard 
In a wizard of a blizzard 
And it's because I hate Santa Claus! 
That cheerful Santa Claus! 

That joyful, toyful 
And oh so merry 
And if you ask me, unextraordinary 
I hate Santa Claus! 
Yes, I hate Santa Claus! 

I make all the snow 
And he takes all the credit 
He steals all of my thunder 
And I'll make him regret it 
I've had it 
I've had it 
And I won't be cheated 
'Til he's gone for good 
And Santa is defeated 

Oh... 
Because you crossed my path 
You'll feel Stormella's wrath 
For now I shall release 
My stormy masterpiece 
I'll bury that old gizzard 
In a wizard of a blizzard 
And it's because I hate Santa Claus! 
That cheerful Santa Claus! 

That joyful, toyful 
And oh so merry 
And if you ask me, unextraordinary 
I hate Santa Claus! 
Yes, I hate Santa Claus! 
I hate Santa Claus! 
I hate him!