3rd Stone from the Sun

Starfleet to scoutship, please give your position, Over. 
I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called
the sun. Over. 
You mean its the earth? Over. 
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent 
species. Over. 
I think we should take a look. 

Strange beautiful grass of green, 
With your majestic silver seas 
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer 
May I land my kinky machine 

Strange beautiful grass of green, 
With your majestic silver seas 
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer

May I land my kinky machine 

Although your world wonders me, 
With your majestic and superior cackling hen 
Your people I do not understand, 
So to you I shall put an end 
And you'll 
Never hear 
Surf music again 

Secret 
Oh, secret 
Oh 
Shhhh...