I'm Furry

Boo! Ah G'day G'day G'day. It's Kwooky Womble. Comin' to you from the Neptune Room. I've written a bit of a song about furries, set it in a Reggae/Hiphop style. Interesting, because Reggae was responsible for Hiphop in the first place. Big ups to Atpaw and Dutch and Zexyz and all the people in channel fursuit. Now I've written this song to be slow enough for anyone to dance to no matter what sort of fat [bad word] you are. So get up out of your chair and prepare to dance.

One, two, three, bring the beats on.

All around the world among the people in the street Are a group of folks who're marching to a different beat Now we aren't about to squick you and get all heavy-handed But the furries have landed.

Now there's a lot of different furries and I have to respect that. There's straights and [bad word]  but you might have expected that. But there's no one thing with which to unite us. Aside from the critters, but that's pretty obvious. And by critters of course, I mean the animal kingdom. Not just the furry ones, but the scaly ones with 'em. As well as the arthropods, fishes and birds. But mainly it's the furry ones, so they get the word. In long form we call it anthropomorphics. Its such a lengthy word the ones who use it need their jaws fixed. So it's a furry for short, you might have known. Join the chorus while we keep the chant going.

I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry.

Now, if you listen properly, you will have realized (hooray) That I'm not a furry person from the U S of If you need more information I can lend you a hand, Kwooky Womble is a furry from the great southern land. Now there's furries in Americas, there's furries in the EU. There's furries in Australia and New Zealand too. There's furries all around the world I think it's safe to say. Planet Earth is furry populated all the way. On the Internet we gather from the soil of all nations. All the races, both genders, and a range of situations. From the rich to the poor, all the furries are we. Whether artists or musicians or strictly RP. Now to help with the furry jargon, here's a quick education. RP is role-playing in a fake situation. RL: is real life, IC is in character Got that? Good. Later on it might matter. Now out of all the furry words, there is one that stands out. That word is yiff, and I'll explain what it's all about. Or maybe I won't, because I'll move right along, Cause you can't define yiff in a PG-rated song. But you can define scritch, it's like a scratching only nice. And furries get a lot of scritching done in their lives. That's about the quota for the second verse done. Back to the chant and turn up the fun.

I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm furry. I'm not a Furby.

To make a furry's easy, anyone can do it. You take your favourite animal and mix a human through it. You modify the product, is it real or cartoony? Is it 2 legs or 4? Is it straight, is it loony? Does it have a pair of wings sprouting out of its back, Does it have an extra set of legs that other furs lack? Can it talk or does it speak with psychic communication? Is it you? Is it not? Is it just speculation? Once you have your fursona all sorted out, You can take a walk and see what we are all about Some of us have gone and made a costume for effect, But that's a different story, fursuiting on the left. And to the right we have the artists, who are numerous in style, Any way you like it, they can draw it with a smile. But keep in mind in the mix is every sort of thing, And not all of it is for children which can be a bit of a sting Experimentation is the order of the day. Imagination keeps our mind at play. Now the next verse is long, so I'm going to abort, And start the chant early to keep the third one short.