Miss Serket is a Tramp

[Vriska:] 
*laughs* 
Aww, he's going to sing me a song 
How cute 

[Karkat:] 
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight 
She loves the theater, and she'll never come late 
She'd never bother with the people she hates 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 

[Vriska:] 
*spits drink, coughs* 
Wh-what!? 

She doesn't like [bad word] games with the barons and earls 
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls 
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 

She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair 
Life without care 
She's broke, but it's ok' 
She hates California, it's cold and it's damp 
That's why the lady is a tramp! 

[Vriska:] 
*gasp* Well, I never! 
I am NOT a tramp! 
You know what--hold my purse--I am going up there! 
I have a bone to pick with Mr. Karkat Vantas! 
Hmph! Rrgh...! 
Let me through! 
Do you know who I am!? 

[Karkat:] 
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight 
She likes the theater, and she'll never be late 
I don't usually bother with the people I hate 
That's how I got stuck here with this tramp! 

She doesn't like [bad word] games, not with barons or earls 
She's too 'delicate' for Harlem, and she dresses in ermine and pearls--WHO DOES THAT!? 
She won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls (within ear-shot) 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 

She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair 
Life without a care 
She's broke, and that's ok' 
Hates California, it's too cold and too damp 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 

That's why the lady 
That's why the lady 
That's why the lady is a tramp! 

[Vriska:] 
Stop the music! 
I said stop it! 

Mr. Vantas! I am speechless... 
Oh, I just... *gasp* 
I've never in my entire life been so... 
So... 
Impressed~! 

Not bad, kid.