Big-Ass Heart (Noah Puckerman)

My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations
He said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations 
She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy" 
If you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age forty. 

My girl said, "Hey look, on my fancy x-ray chart" 
Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big [bad word] heart" 

I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big [bad word] heart 
When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own [bad word] cart 
That big [bad word] heart can pump two tons of love through her chest 
And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest 

I love that big [bad word] heart so much I think it isn't fair - 
Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs? 
So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets. 
When that big [bad word] heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets.