Hatafutte Parade

In my right hand is a white flag!
In my left is pasta, baby!

Wave your flag, wave your flag, it's a flag waving parade!
To the captivating world andiamo[1]!
We grab hands, make a circle, and the Earth ship spins!
I'm in awesome shape in my sparklin' long boots!
Oh yeah! This feels rad! Let's keep rockin' on!

"I'm alone again today and I'm havin' a blast! I'm chugging down beer and singing like crazy! I'm countin' on ya my little chickey to cheep things up today! You've stuck with me this year after all! Ein Zwei Drei Vier[2]!"

I'm droppin' in at your place, spoiled brat! It's the Awesome Me Parade!
Even if Hungary hits me, I won't give in! I'm gonna keep meddling and meddling countless times!
Ahhh, I feel fresh again today!
Hmmhmhmhm~! Hmmhmhm~! Feeling GOOD!

Ich bin der Beste![3]
The gigantic size of the Danube is on the same awesome level as me! Gotta give it props!
I'm cool, I'm amazing, even my talents are on a different level!
I-Am-The-Best THERE IS!

But I gotta watch it when I'm around ice cream!
That was a sneak attack! cheap shot! So lame!
I was able to make it thanks to my cell,
but let me tell you, that shocked even me... I mean it didn't!

"Man, that one time when I went to England's place to eat was horrible, too! When things like that happen, I should go to Italy's place! You're way too cute, Italy!"

Pasta's seriously the best! Italy, lieb' dich![4]
Time to write these thoughts on my blog.
There'll [bad word] coming soon! It's tough being popular!

I am [bad word] who goes on to tomorrow!
Gonna sing all night! "The me of tomorrow will be unbelievably awesome!"
If you're gonna mail me letters, I'll read those, too!
Oh, looks like I've got some already! I'd expect nothing better from me!
I'm awesome at singing, too! This is super fun! Yahoooo!

"Man, the awesome me was awesome as usual today! All right! I'll make a CD of this for all the little people who want to sleep to this song! Go to sleep with my awesome song! Kesesesesese!~"

[1] Italian: we go
[2] German: One Two Three Four
[3] German: I am the best!
[4] German: love ya!