Drill Sergeant

HARTMAN
 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
 Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
  [bad word]  I can't hear you. Sound off like you  got a pair.
 RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive  recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
 But until that day you are pukes! You're the
   lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human [bad word] beings! 
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian [bad word] Because I am hard, you will not like me. But he more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on [bad word]  kikes, [bad word] or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN [bad word]  I can't hear you!
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
  Private SNOWBALL.
HARTMAN
 What's your name, scumbag?
 SNOWBALL
 Sir, Private Brown, sir!
 HARTMAN
 [bad word]  From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name?
SNOWBALL
 Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well, there's one thing that you won't like,
 Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
 SNOWBALL
 Sir, yes, sir!
 JOKER
 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
HARTMAN  
Who said that? Who the [bad word] said that? Who's the slimy little communist hit twinkle-toed [bad word] down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy [bad word] godmother said it! Out [bad word] standing! I will P.T. you all until you [bad word]  die! I'll P.T. you until your [bad word] are sucking buttermilk.
Sergeant HARTMAN grabs cowboy by the shirt.
HARTMAN
 Was it you, you scroungy little [bad word]  huh?!
COWBOY
  Sir, no, sir!
 HARTMAN
You little piece of [bad word]  You look like a [bad word]   worm! I'll bet it was you!
COWBOY
 Sir, no, sir!
 JOKER
 Sir, I said it, sir!
 HARTMAN
Well ... no [bad word]  What have we got here, a
 [bad word] comedian? Private Joker? I admire
your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come
 over to my house and [bad word] my sister
 HARTMAN
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've
 got your [bad word]  You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You  had best [bad word] yourself or I will unscrew  your head and [bad word] down your neck!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
 HARTMAN
 Private Joker, why did you join my beloved
 Corps?
 JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!
HARTMAN
So you're a killer!
 JOKER
 Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
 Let me see your war face!
 JOKER
 Sir?
HARTMAN
 You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!
 JOKER
 Aaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
 [bad word]  You didn't convince me! Let me see
 your real war face!
 JOKER
 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
  You didn't scare me! Work on it!
 JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
  Sergeant HARTMAN speaks into cowboy's face.
HARTMAN
 What's your excuse?
  COWBOY
 Sir, excuse for what, sir?
 HARTMAN
 I'm asking the [bad word] questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
 COWBOY
 Sir, yes, sir!