My girlfriend’s a yandere (Ke$ha Tik-Tok Parody)

Wake up in the morning feeling like John Balks,
Got my darts, I’m out the door, I’m gonna take a walk,
Before I leave, send some texts, with my magic cell phone
‘Cause when I go, Yuno’s already outside my home (Yukki!)

I’m talking
Diaries on our phones, phones
Fightin’ off Tsubaki’s drones, drones
Hidin’ Yuno’s parents bones, bones
Now talking
Kousaka’s gettin’ SPAR-KLING (HEH I’M SPARKLING)
Mao’s getting all these NOSE-BLEEDS (Hinata-chan~)
Akise wants to [bad word] . ME… (Hey, no homo, man.)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of bombs,
And a homicidal five year old is after my mom. (Onee-chan, let’s play!)
And now the lolita was stabbed right in her [bad word] eye,
But it’s all cool because eyepatches attract lots of guys. (What was that?)

I’m talkin’ bout
Fourth telling lots of lies, lies
Twelfth seems like a pretty cool guy, guy.
My mom is pretty fly, fly.
Now, now, my teacher is a serial murderer
This loli Indian’s name is Murmur, (NANO JA)
My dad is kind of a douuuchebaaaagggg (LATER, [bad word] #33;)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

(DEUS!) You set me up, this game is [bad word]  I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, this game is [bad word]  I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, this game is [bad word]  I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, you set me up, you set me up!

Now the game, it don’t start till I walk in.

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

(On July 28th, you and I will have a happy end, Yukki!)