My girlfriend’s a yandere (Ke$ha Tik-Tok Parody)

Wake up in the morning feeling like John Balks,
Got my darts, I’m out the door, I’m gonna take a walk,
Before I leave, send some texts, with my magic cell phone
‘Cause when I go, Yuno’s already outside my home (Yukki!)

I’m talking
Diaries on our phones, phones
Fightin’ off Tsubaki’s drones, drones
Hidin’ Yuno’s parents bones, bones
Now talking
Kousaka’s gettin’ SPAR-KLING (HEH I’M SPARKLING)
Mao’s getting all these NOSE-BLEEDS (Hinata-chan~)
Akise wants to FUCK.. ME… (Hey, no homo, man.)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of bombs,
And a homicidal five year old is after my mom. (Onee-chan, let’s play!)
And now the lolita was stabbed right in her goddamn eye,
But it’s all cool because eyepatches attract lots of guys. (What was that?)

I’m talkin’ bout
Fourth telling lots of lies, lies
Twelfth seems like a pretty cool guy, guy.
My mom is pretty fly, fly.
Now, now, my teacher is a serial murderer
This loli Indian’s name is Murmur, (NANO JA)
My dad is kind of a douuuchebaaaagggg (LATER, FUCKERS!)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

(DEUS!) You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars
You set me up, you set me up, you set me up!

Now the game, it don’t start till I walk in.

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

Don’t stop, turn it up,
My girlfriend’s a yandere
Wrong choice? who asked you?
I’m gonna survive this game.
Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die
(Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)

(On July 28th, you and I will have a happy end, Yukki!)