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жанры: dark cabaret, gothic, folk, darkwave, alternative
The U.S.S. Make Shit Up
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Voltaire
жанры: dark cabaret, gothic, folk, darkwave, alternative
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Well I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock We met a nasty [bad word] alien, he locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see The ship is gonna blow do something I beseech" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach [chorus]: And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making [bad word] up as we wish Klingons and Romulans they pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some [bad word] up And I know he's just a child, and some think him a twit But Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some [bad word] He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam that pimple off his face (or whatever the [bad word] that thing was) And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knees [chorus] Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole'd opened up and now they come from near and far We'll keep the booze but please send back the [bad word] Jem-Hadar What is with the Klingons, remember in the day They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads [chorus] Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door When suddenly it dawned on me I've seen this show before Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble, slightly out of phase 'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you'd think that that would get us into [bad word] But this one's got a smashing [bad word] and a lovely set of [bad word] [chorus] (bonus verse) Well now they got a new show, and it's called Enterprise And it takes place a hundred years before Kirk was alive They say that it's a prequel, or so that's what it's called It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved They have a Vulcan female, and she's a nervous wreck Her [bad word] is sweet as Seven's only green, so what the heck They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed (I'm not anatomically correct!) And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making [bad word] up as we wish Klingons and Romulans they pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind We're totally screwed but nevermind We'll pull something out of our behinds We'll just make some [bad word] up!
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Voltaire (25 января 1967, Гавана) — это псевдоним американского музыканта, который в похожей ироничной манере знаменитого писателя, пишет и поёт в сфере готической субкультуры. Настоящее имя — Аурелио Вольтер Эрнандез (исп. Aurelio Voltaire Hernández). Является профессором School of Visual Arts в Нью-Йорке. Автор серии книг.Дискография * The Devil's Bris (1998) (Projekt Records) * Almost Human (2000) (Projekt Records) * Banned on Vulcan... подробнее
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