No Guns Allowed In My Bar

Announcer:
Ladies and Gentlemen settle down, settle down.
Settle down back there, pay attention, I tell you!
You, in the back: shut your yap!
The Cabaret D’Infernal proudly presents:
Your favorite hostess and mine,
The one who makes everything possible,
Anne Fernale!

Anne:
Merci, mes amis, merci! Thank you for the warm welcome. But we are not here to talk about me.
Look around you: my beautiful establishment is destroyed!
The night was young when they sat down,
The cards dealt thick and fast.
Cigars were smoked and drinks were downed
But something was wrong with those two.
They claimed they were cheated and started a rout
And turned the table over.
Then guns were drawn and knives came out;
My bar was completely destroyed!

I tell you lads, I mean it!
I want those fools brought in.
They look on a lot when they tangled with me,
They’ve gotten down under my skin.
I tell you lads, I mean it!
Those [bad word] can’t get far.
The rules are the rules
And everyone knows:
No guns allowed in my bar!

First things first:

The small one’s Owen, he started all this
By calling the dealer a cheat.
Was losing his money hand over fist.
Now, what’s the problem in that?
He slapped on the table and brought out his gun;
The rest of the bar followed suit.
Snatched all the money and started to run
And was out the door into the night!

I tell you lads, I mean it!
I want those fools brought in.
They look on a lot when they tangled with me,
They’ve gotten down under my skin.
I tell you lads, I mean it!
Those [bad word] can’t get far.