All My Eye

When the sun shows up
Like a lollipop
I get all hyped up
Time to write non-stop

Pen in my hands all day
Won't be sleeping at night
Let's check what I've made [bad word]  these lyrics are...

All my eye!

Life is hard
And art can't be made with ease
I'm not able to rhyme
God, kill me, please

But I just can't stop
It's a soda can, purple elephant
And a lemon tram

It's all my eye!

My keyboard lacks
few buttons so
This mug's game complicates
More, and more, and more

I have to write another verse
And I know this song will win my spurs
But if I put more idioms in this text
It will seem more like dictionary 

It's all my eye!