Everybody loves a lesbians

If you're uncomfortable with coming out
Just listen to what I says-bian
Whatever anyone thinks of [bad word] Everyone loves a [bad word] 
Everybody loves a [bad word]  honey
Norton's passe, Ellen's funny
Let those Baptists think what they like
There's nothing, no, nothing quite like a [bad word] 
It's so wrong when you see boys kissing
But girl on girl See what you're missing
Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic
Till she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic!

Everybody loves a [bad word]  baby
You'll shout "Yes!" during  not "Maybe!"
Camp is cliche Lezzers have class
You'll never find us cottaging for George Michael's [bad word] 
So what if our haircuts make us all look the same
At least we don't give the Catholic Church a bad name
No [bad word] looks great in a girly frock
All ladies look lovely in a strap-on [bad word] ..

One more time!

Everybody loves a [bad word]  baby
muff-diving, rough-driving, car-fixing lady
Come on out, join us in heaven
We'll soon be eating brunch off Pam St Clement!