Whip Yo Kids

(Ray)
I don't know if you're aware,
but your kids suck [bad word] 
If you need someone to whip'em
then,ha...just ask'cause
they ain't as perfect as you say they is.
They ain't perfect at all.
You're raising Bebe's kids.
I'm sorry.I don't know you.
I don't mean to get [bad word] 
but you need to discipline
your bratty kids,you hippy.
Like,c'mere you little jerk.
Taste the back of my palm!
But you ain't my daddy!
Nah,but I'm doing your mom!
Now I know you think they're angels,
but they're driving me insane.
I'll punch a baby in the face
just for cryin' on a plane.
'Cause I don't mess around.
You need to control'em or I'll lose it.
But I made you a drawing.
Shut the [bad word] up,kid.That's stupid.
Now Imma get my truck.
Imma load all my boys in back.
Imma find out where you live
and break all your toys in half.
And I know it ain't your birthday,
but when nobody's lookin'
Imma give you a little present.
What?An [bad word] whoopin'! 

[Chorus]
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.

(Ray)
I never ever though I'd say
a kid deserved to get hit,
but it's obvious time-out
ain't workin' for [bad word] 
Yeah,I've seen your parenting style.
It ain't all that.
You gonna hit the little brat
with a whiffle ball bat.
'Cause this is obviously more
than just a youthful rebellion.
You gotta belt the little hellions
with a belt when they're yeallin'.
'Cause you don't want me to do it,
'cause I'll paint their little brains all over the wall
when I spank'em with a chainsaw.
And why are they acting wild and loose? 
If you deserve the [bad word] whoopin',
it ain't child abuse.
When I'm tryin' to buy groceries,
and they're muckin' up my style.
They're like drunkin' little midgets
runnin' up and down the aisle
Touching everything in sight,
and geez for Christ's sake
I think one of'em just stuck
his little [bad word] in my cake.
And now Imma have to put it back 
and get a new one.And it bugs me.
But mommy says I'm beutiful.
Shut the [bad word] up kid you're ugly!

[Chorus]
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please,let me whip your children.
Please,let me whip your kids.
I can't stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
punt in the butt.
lesson that will finally shut'em up.
Please,let me whip your children.
Please,let me whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.

(Ray)
Oh,come on people,it's a joke.
We would never hit anyone's kid,come on!
I love kids
Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats.
Hey,what,what the,what?