"Booty" Bart Baker PARODY

Here’s another [bad word] song about booty
No though went into this [bad word] it’s just booty
It’s so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like
a masterpiece

It’s pitiful
my new single
is just one more mindless bore
about butts this is getting old
I am a mother
I should know better
then to star in soft [bad word] 
showing off my ancient keister

I was one the hottest young diva
Now I’m old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
to be in this because she’s popular
(Why is this albino famous?)

This is the lamest song yet about booty
literally the whole vid is just booty
It’s pathetic what you ladies are doing
portraying women as nothing more than
 crazed meat

I’m so shallow
that I actually
took out an insurance
policy on my huge tushy
for twenty seven
million dólares
makes my [bad word] 
worth more cash
than P.Diddy made off Biggie

Now I will cover my [bad word] in lube
and [bad word] up and down like I am seizuring
I’ll do anything to get cheap YouTube views
That’s why I act like I’m eighteen when I’m fifty
(Please don’t let my children see this.)

My big booty staring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
Someone help me!

Another song about big booty
it’s sad and pathetic for sure
but I did it cause I’ve liked this old dame since
she danced on "In Living Color"
she’s still a pretty y lady
even though she pushed out few babies
she got a few grey pubes but that ain’t
nothing can’t be fixed with some Brazilian shaving
yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
ain’t no point in saying words no ones listening anyway
can’t hide the fact that this is utter [bad word] 
might as well [bad word] the rest of this awful rap

Hey check it out J. Lo
ain’t that Nicki Minaj’s fat [bad word] 

The three biggest butts in music
time to join forces [bad word] the charts
six big fat [bad word] cheeks with so much power and might
We are the Illuminati of booty

I am Iggy
I am J-Lo
I’m Nicki
from this day forward [bad word] [bad word] 
making sure pop music always stays [bad word] 
that way we will always be on top winning!