Half Shitfaced

I think paying [bad word] #39; rent sucks
 I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
 I spilled a beer in the living room
 I know I shouldn't be [bad word] at noon

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 Half [bad word] faced
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 GO!

 Our ex-guitar player sucks
 He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
 His girlfriends got a [bad word] fat [bad word] 
 And an ugly face to match

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