Potatoes and Molasses

Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you want some, oh, just ask us
They’re warm and soft like puppies and socks
Filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh, potatoes and molasses
They’re so much sweeter than Algebra class
If you’re stomach is grumblin’ 
And your mouth starts mumblin’
There’s only only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin’
Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you can’t see ‘em put on your glasses
They’re shiny and large like a fisherman’s barge
You know you eat enough when you start seeing stars
Oh, potatoes and molasses
It’s the only thing left on your task list
They’re short and stout, 
They’ll make everyone shout
For potatoes and molasses