Mother's Lover

Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang
Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg?
AS : I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT : didn't get a gift for her.
AS : Other plans got in the way.
Shell be so disappointed.
JT: [bad word] I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My moms been so for long
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: cold
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
cause ....

Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Youve seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that [bad word] is crazy
F@#k each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show’d off
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

Cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that [bad word] is crazy
F@#k each others moms
AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:Ill let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
JT: OH

cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a  her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's day