I'm on a broom (Harry Potter parody)

Aww Gryffindor! Get your wands ready it's about to go down (harry, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the Quiddich Pitch (harry, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing brooms!
We flying this, let's go

I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm flying on a broom (flying on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing broom (broom, yeah)

I'm on a broom Ron Weasley, take a look at me
Straight flying on a broom, come get as high as me!
Busting five loops, wind whipping at my hair
You can't stop me mother****er cause I just dont care.

Swift , snitch(snitch) I'm on a broom, b**ch (b**ch)
We drinking polyjuice, cause it's so ich (ich)
I got my Potter glasses and my wandy-wand
I'm making magic, you in Slytherin
Straight making nothing.

I'm riding on a hippogryph, doing flips and tricks
The gryph's flying, like my broom did without a kick!
But this ain't hagrid's hut, and hippogrpyphs they arent pet
I'm on a broom, J.K. Rowling, don't you ever forget

I'm on a broom and, it's flying fast and
I got a magical themed, blackened robe and
I'm the best of Hogwarts, on a broom like Ron
If you're on the ground, then you have no idea, oh
Get on up here, this broom is real
 [bad word] land, I'm on a broom, mother****er (mother****er) [bad word] walking, I fly through, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the fly with my boys, mother****er(yeah)
This broom don't make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the Nimbus... wow (wow)
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Harry Potter, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd fly a broom
It's a rush when u go zoom (yeah)
Dumbledore, Look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
Then broom flying came my way
Believe me when I say, broom flying is the only way

I'm on a broom, I'm on a broom
Harry Potter, look at me
Cause I'm riding on a broom
Im on a broom, Im on a broom
Take a good hard look
At the mother effing broom