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Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles of History
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! JACK THE RIPPER! VS! HANNIBAL LECTER! BEGIN! Jack the Ripper: Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling An infamous, notorious delinquent There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England This is horrorcore, beware if you're [bad word] [bad word] Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, [bad word] floors The police need a lead to know what they're looking for My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw Hannibal Lecter: Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver Cause your British body's covered in more [bad word] than kitty litter You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson But these days your nickname is all that's even known And you didn't [bad word] up with that [bad word] on your own Jack the Ripper: I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels While you only exist inside the pages of a novel You were kept for ages in a hovel Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter? I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter So God protect you from the [bad word] I spit upon us I'm terrorizing London, [bad word] the 7/7 bombers Hannibal Lecter: No, no, Jack, you were doing fine Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi You prey on a prostitute and play with her body I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy Barney, take me back to solitary confinement Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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Epic Rap Battles of History — оригинальная серия роликов, созданная Nice Peter’ом и Epic Lloyd’ом. Эта серия сталкивает исторических персонажей и персонажей современного шоу-бизнеса, как вымышленных, так и настоящих, в формате рэп-баттла. В первых сериях роли исполняли только создатели сериала; позже к участию в шоу стали приглашаться различные американские интернет-звезды — Лиза Донован, Джордж... подробнее
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