Dickhead

I seen her the other night
Hanging off a brass pole high as a kite
Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up
I got my [bad word] sucked, she got [bad word] [bad word] 
She sucked my ball sack and licked my [bad word] 
I came in her hair then she called me an [bad word] 
Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks
Said thats all that I have

 [bad word] 
Im addicted to being a [bad word] 
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a [bad word] prick
Shut the [bad word] up [bad word] and suck my [bad word] (x2)

How many people get to have  with four strippers?
At the same time and it doesnt make a difference
Im a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle
I dont want to talk, lets [bad word] right now
Hang around and get mistreated cause Im conceited
If you dont like it beat it
Ill just take the next [bad word] standing in line
If youre not here to suck it then youre wasting my time
Youre here to please me and serve me
Im here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy
Getting [bad word] takes no effort
Skinny ones with no [bad word] to big fat heifers
Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her
The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her
Mad Childs a womanizer like no other
Call me a [bad word] cause Ill [bad word] your mother

 [bad word] 
Im addicted to being a [bad word] 
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a [bad word] prick
Shut the [bad word] up [bad word] and suck my [bad word] (x2)

Please dont call me on the phone cause I live with my girl
And I will say its the wrong number
And if you call me back I will find out where you live
And then I will turn your life to [bad word] 
So just remember that youre just a [bad word] made for sucking balls
I got a girlfriend she broke my heart
Now every night I rip a different piece of [bad word] apart
Straight sport [bad word]  shes a [bad word] [bad word] it
Treat em like a piece of [bad word] till I kick the bucket
Im so persuasive and every girl is beautiful when Mad Childs wasted [bad word] my balls in her face and make her promise not to say [bad word] 
Ill put her number in my phone then erase it
Im an [bad word]  face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend
Im not your homie, heres an update cupcake
Just blow me and show me your best [bad word] face