SCP-789-J (призрак в унитазе!!)

Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost 
(I will eat your butt) 
Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost, 
(Your butt) 
*Flush sound*

The only 789-J, located in this toilet YAY 
He is a ghost and will say BOO, and while pooping he talks to you 
He is always so lonely too, play with your butt he wants to do 
when you have to pee, makes him happy as can BE
*flush sounds*

Oh, oh, hey hey hey, oh oh 789-J, tell me who you are? 
(I am the butt ghost) 
Oh, oh, hey hey hey, oh oh 789-J, you are so bizarre!
(I am the butt ghost) 
*flush sounds*

This ghost has a shape of a face, in this toilet is his base 
Many [bad word] he has to consume, he's located in the men's room
He's a ghost and very brave, 
He just has time to love your butt, show him your's, and he'll go NUTS! 

Oh, oh, hey hey hey, oh oh 789-J, tell me who you are? 
(I am the butt ghost) 
Oh, oh, hey hey hey, oh oh 789-J, you are so bizarre! 
(I am the butt ghost) x2 

Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost 
(I will eat your butt) 
Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost, 
(Your butt)