Haven`t seen me in a while?

Haven`t seen me in a while?
I`ve seen you just fine
You took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
Where am I?
Look out the window
See that parked black van?
Well, I look out my window
And see you, Slenderman!
Just surrender, [bad word] When people see you they hide, when people see me they die!
You got no eyes
And no help from the moonlight
Lights off
Game on
Grab your leg
Om-nom-nom
This ain`t fiction
No pretend
In the end...
YOU`LL BE DEAD!

[Slenderman]
Not afraid of the dark?
I like a challenge
But watch your step
You might trip over your parents
Don`t you dare get blood on my armani suit
Killing is my [bad word] hobby dude
You got no chance
Better start surrendering
So let`s dance
Everyday I`m Slendering
I`ll run circles around you
Tie you up and bound you
In the lake
I`ll drown you
Your face looks like shut manure
I got more facial expressions
Than Kristian Stewart
You got dying teeth
Oh, the irony
Without a face
I still look better than you
See?
No wonder nobody wants you
You look like the more cutout version of
Gary Busey

[Unwanted Houseguest]
You do look better
In the back of the freezer
In my kitchen
Kill you that easy?
Well, aren`t we optimistic
Feel a breeze tickle your ear?
Nah, that`s just me whispering
Are there mosquitoes out here?
Nah, that`s just me nibblin`
1...2...what`ll I do?
3...4...pull a trapdoor
Then I`ll rip your spine out and
Make you wacky inflatable tube man
Your workin` for me now
And we`re havin` some layoffs
So I`ll save your tentacles ablaze boss
Someone please pass
The hollandaise sauce
`Cuz we`ll be havin` calamari for days y`all

[Slenderman]

Knock, knock
I`m there
To send you packing
Wait for it....
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Now I`ll shove these cuff links in your eyes
And gag you with my cumber bun
So nobody will hear your cries
(Break to eat McDonald`s fries)
Then I`ll whip your back
Use my Kenneth Cole slacks
Use my Gucci shoes
Swat your [bad word] Like a spider
You know the ones you swallow in your sleep?
Guess who puts them there?
Me
I know just how to end this song
Teleport before you spawn
And kill the artist that drew you
So you were never ever drawn!