11. The Only Good Fascist Is A Very Dead Fascist

THE ONLY GOOD FASCIST IS VERY DEAD FASCIST
Swastikas and Klan-robes. Sexist, racist, homophobes. Aryan-Nations and Hammerskins: you can wear my nuts on your [bad word] chins! God, I love a man in uniform! (But, uh, before we get too intimate here, big fella): what exactly are the great historical accomplishments of "your" race that make you proud to be white? Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms? Guns? War? Pollution? Addiction? NAFTA? Thigh-Master? This is your [bad word] white-history, my "friend". So why don't we start making a history worth being proud of and stat fighting the real [bad word] enemy: the white male capitalist supemacist. Swastikas and Klan-robes. Sexist, racist, homophobes. This one's for the "Master Race": my brown-power [bad word] in your white-power face! Kill them all and let a Norse God sort 'em out!