Town With No Cheer(Vinyl)

Well, it's hotter 'n blazes and all the long faces
there'll be no oasis for a dry local grazier
there'll be no refreshment for a thirsty jackaroo
from Melbourne to Adelaide on the overlander
with newfangled buffet cars and faster [bad word] 
the train stopped in Serviceton less and less often
There's nothing sadder than a town with no cheer
Vic Rail decided the canteen was no longer 
necessary there
no spirits, no bilgewater and 80 dry locals
and the high noon sun beats a hundred and four
there's a hummingbird trapped in a closed down shoe 
store
This tiny Victorian rhubarb 
kept the watering hole open for sixty five years
now it's boilin' in a miserable March 21st
wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson's curse
the train smokes down the xylophone 
there'll be no stoppin' here
all ya can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer
no Bourbon, no Branchwater
though the townspeople here 
fought her Vic Rail decree tooth and nail
now it's boilin' in a miserable March 21st
wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson's curse
the train smokes down the xylophone 
there'll be no stopping here
all ya can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer