Cookie Thumper!(No Originals/Slowing)

Cookie thumper

Cookie Thumper
There once was a little girl 
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy 
But when that bad boy got out of prison 
That little girl's [bad word] was in big, big trouble! 

That boy anies, he's a [bad word] ghetto boy 
Anies chills in jail 
'Does she know my number?' no! 
boy what's your numer? 
26? 27? or are you a 28? 

Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air 
Start giving it up 4 little evil me 
My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend 
I'm wicked like mad d.o.g 
Fresh like a little dark g.o.d 
Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow 
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned 
 [bad word] mindz get blown 
Every time I rap in2 da microphone 
My zef accent iz very foreign 
When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon? 
U can't get me like eric cartman 
Naughty little kitty go meow 
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now 
Jas little devil make your [bad word] go wow 
Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff 

That boy anies, he's a [bad word] gangster  [bad word]  anies is chilling in jail 
'Does she know my number?' no! 
boy what's your numer? 
26? 27? or are you a 28? 

That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail 
Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy 
Finger in your [bad word]  nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in 
Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta 

I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight! 
Spark mosh-pit [bad word] coz I rhyme so hype 
Put me in front of sum1 I don't like 
I go punch! kick! bite! fight! 
I'm kray-kray like o.d.b. 
Yo-landi down wid o.p.p. 
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat 
2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee 
Look out here [bad word] little evil me 
I got a itchy little need 4 speed 
Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song 
I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on 
All deze pop songz sound like da same song 
I burn dem! ja [bad word] flame on! 
Bow down 2 her [bad word] majesty 
No rapper out dere az bad az me! 

Cut your little cake 
Cut-cut your little fishy cake 
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty! 
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty! 

That boy anies, he's a [bad word] ghetto boy 
Anies chills in jail 
'Does she know my number?' no! 
boy what's your numer? 
26? 27? or are you a 28? 

That boy anies, he's a [bad word] gangster 
That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail 
Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper? 
Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum! 

That boy anies he's a [bad word] raw boy 
I chill with anies nice on the sofa 
He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over 
But jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!