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It's not easy having yourself a good time 
Greasing up those bets and betters 
Watching him make dough for letter 
 [bad word] gets you both at the same time 
Smells like something I'd forgotten 
Curled up, died and now it's rotten 
I'm not a gangster today 
Don't want to hear you begging 
I'm just a loner baby 
And now you've got in my way 

I can't decide whether you should live or die 
Though you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why my heart feels dead inside 
Sold and bought and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride 

  It's a [bad word] convincing people to like you 
Why stop now for me you quitter 
If lies were cats you'd be a litter 
Pleasing everyone to like you 
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled 
Smoke ten drinks I won't get pickled 
I've got to hand it to you 
You're breaking all the same rules 
It takes the truth to bait me 
And now you make me angry 

    
I can't decide whether you should live or die 
Though you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why my heart feels dead inside 
Sold and bought and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride 

  
Oh I could throw you in the lake, 
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake, 
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone 
Oh I could bury you alive 
But you might crawl out with a knife 
And kill me when I'm sleeping that's why. 

  I can't decide whether you should live or die 
Though you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why my heart feels dead inside 
Sold and bought and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride