It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Freemont

It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Freemont Street. 
Appealing, only because they are just that un-appealing 
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. 
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe a just dash of formaldehyde, 
And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes. 

Along with the people inside 
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy 
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 

Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin 
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie 
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. 
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney 
moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. 
Oh. What a wonderful caricature of intimacy. 

Yeah (Yeah) 

And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin" 
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" 
as he said to the Mrs. only hours before. 
Well after he had left, as she was fixing her face in a compact. 
There was a terrible crash (There was a terrible crash) 
Between her and the badge 
She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind. 

Along with the people inside 
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy 
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 

There are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses. 
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains 
And a few more of your least favorite things. 

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses 
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains 
And a few more of your least favorite things. 

Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy 

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses 
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains 
And a few more of your least favorite things. 

Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses 
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses 
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains 
And a few more of your least favorite things.