The Mad Monk

In Yukatan, or in some country like it. 
 There went a man, he was a crazy mystic. 
 And in the sky he saw a way, 
 he heard a voice singin a song 
 all about it. 
 He saw the Path, it made him laugh... 
 No ego fuss-so obvious-who could doubt it! 
 He giggled & laughed all day... 
 Wuz nothing that he could say... 
 What more can I tell you? 

 Bout the mad monk he don't shake no [bad word] 
 Just him & the One Love: That's IT! 
 Mad monk he's a dancing soul 
 Don't need no [bad word] to take control 
 Lafta yoga show me the way! 
 Lafta yoga show me the way! 
 Lafta yoga make me my day! 

 Don't gimmee that olde time religion! 
 No Lucifer no moral correction! 
 No denomination, no confusion, no persuasion, 
 No holy roller bogeyman no way! 
 If you want direction, you better listen to 
 the inner tuition, get on an inner mission! 
 Whatcha doin' in the sin bin hey? 
 Havin more fun than anyone ain'tcha? 
 And you think you,re dabblin with danger don'tcha! 
 But if ya listen to the mad monk 
 You know what he,ll tell yoo? 
 Whatever turns you on can be your teacher 
 But only if you want it bad, you gotta be mad! 
 You must have had a proper gutful of propaganda 
 To under-overstand what the mad monk means 
 When he hits you with the lafta yoga... 
 You wanna know what lafta yoga is? 
 Erhh herh herh ha ha ha hahhahhahhaa..whooh hooh hah 
 Whooh hoo haah ha ha ha ha hah haaaa! 

 Back in Mississippi, back in the bible belt... 
 mystic Walter Mitty, but one who was free of guilt! 
 Him an, 'is One Love, he who would shake no [bad word] #33; 
 The Klu Klux Klan might turn him into tuna melt! 
 Lafta yoga show me the way! 
 Lafta yoga make me my day! 
 Yeh!