Purple Shirt

there's a question that plagues me
late at night it
awakens me
if sherlock is such a pragmatist
then why can't he buy a shirt that fits?

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purple shirt
you're so
tight it hurts
you're an eggplant straight jacket
and boy, that ain't the half of it
there's a 
case of abduction that's arisen
you've got the world's best detective
locked in your silky prison
purple shirt

and it's not just you
there are others
what is it about that man
that he can't be properly covered
i know that he's dealing with moriarty
but keeping properly clothed
is a pretty high priority

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it's not that i'm complaining
he doesn't look half-bad with those
buttons straining
but i'm just saying
if he's married to his work
he should think of not displaying
so much

chorus

so maybe take a break
when holmes put his clothes on
cause i've always wondered
how you would look on john
oh

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there's a question that plagues me
i see you, purple shirt, and
god save me