Help Me Spock

Well, ah, help me Spock. 

The shields are down 
 The wormhole's caving in 
 I've been up and down the galaxy 
 And I never seem to win 

I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back 
 And he ain't preaching “No kill I” 
 Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean 
 And that [bad word] just won't die 

So please, please 
Help me Spock 

Well, a Klingon [bad word] killed my son 
 And the Nexus took my life 
 And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again 
 And take a green [bad word] for my wife 

Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old 
 And my hair was getting thin 
 I've been up and down the galaxy 
 And I never seem to win 
 So please, please 
Help me Spock