SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the [bad word] salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homoual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a [bad word] 
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

 [bad word] Chorus

 [bad word] you, I
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re [bad word] at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s [bad word] 
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homoual-al-al
It seems these characters are [bad word] 
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick